Truyện cười của người Văn Lang
PTĐT - Nhắc đến làng Văn Lang, xã Văn Lương (nay là xã Vạn Xuân, huyện Tam Nông) nhiều người nghĩ ngay đến câu nói cửa miệng truyền nhau từ đời này qua đời khác...
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